Happy First Post of 2010!!!!!!!

Uh, yeah. Look up. Explains all. Woot. Yay. Excitement. Wow! Ooh... dazzle, dazzle. Bask in its sparkle... who needs the ball when you got me, huh?

Happy Last Post Of 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The title speaks volumes... well, it would if titles spoke. Shoot, I did this on my parody blog too... anyways, got to go! 3 minutest till midnight!

-Em

Its New Years Eve...

This is going to be one of my last post of 2009. And of this decade really. Scary, is it not? So much has happened this year. In the decade. Even as I'm sitting here typing I'm wondering how the heck I'm going to fit everything into one blog post that needs to be said. There is a lot I'd like to say, and do. There's a lot I wish I could take back. Yet there's also a lot I'd never want to change. 2009 has been a good year, as far as years go. At least for me. I feel like these last 2 years I've really started to find out who I am. And inevitably who God is. I still have a long ways to go with the latter though. Its amazing how much can change in a year. Friends, enemies, nations, families, economies, and anything else you can think of.

I don't handle change very well. I've never been very fond of New Years Eve. I always miss the former year. Always. Yet I also like having a fresh start. See how confused I am?

Well, I'm known for about 3 posts a day. So this may not be the last you'll hear from me this year. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.

-Em

Let It Happen

So, I really like this song by Jimmy Eat World. Its called, "Let it Happen" (the title kinda gave it away). This is kinda an odd thing to point out, and an odd reason to like it, but I like it that the guy has a female backup vocal. There are hardly any rock bands who do that anymore! I like the combo. Its very classic... kinda Rolling Stones-ish. I like it. I've determined if I'm ever in a band that I'll make sure this happens. Its unique anymore, and it has a nice harmony. Today the voices just blend together (with a few exceptions (FIF, BS2, and the Fray come to mind, there are others though) and it kinda defeats the point of having a backup vocal at all.

But I don't know. I have odd music tastes. I've also determined that I'd want a violinist in my rock band. I love electric guitars with violins! Heck, I'd probably insist on a full orchestra. Now that would be a stuffed tour bus... maybe I should rethink some of this. But anyways, thats actually one of the reasons I like BS2. I believe they described themselves as a "supersonic philharmonic". I love it. Its amazing. Check them out.

-Em (Like its anyone else... or is it??? FWOOHAHAHA! Okay.... it is.)

FIVE IRON FRENZY DVD! RELEASE DATE!!!!

3-2-10, that my friends is the release date. Clever, I agree Reese. March 2, 2010! Its so close! Yet so far away *sigh* (There On Distant Shores comes to mind). But yes, I shall be able to pre order in 1 week! You get a bonus if you pre-order!!! Yay!!! I wonder if it'll be a comb... that would be cool. Really, I'd take anything. I'm just really excited.

Christmas Eve 09

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

Your flight attendant has informed me that you need to laugh. No sir, you don't need to know why. Yes, we do carry peanuts. No, Bob does not like you.

Okay, my last post was very depressing. As is my life right now. But, for the sake of trying to cheer myself up, I'm doing a post about a rubber chicken. Yep! A chicken, made of rubber. *gasp!* Kaela, you got it for me. I thank you. I can't decide what to name him though, although, if it's laying eggs one would presume it was a girl.... oh dear. If I wanted to be sappy I could name it in Rosie dog's honor... but I don't think I will. It doesn't feel right. So, again. I'm going for cheery. *clears throat*

"Knock, knock" Says I.
"Who's there?" Asks you.
"Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?" Asks I.
"I don't know, why?" Asks you.
"Because he was running away from the radio active flies!!!" Exclaims me. *Starts laughing uncontrollably*
"..." Says you, or rather, doesn't say you.
"Is that Morris code or something for laughter?" Asks me.
"No... your an idiot." Says you.
"Really? Shucks, you are too!" Says I.
"I'm leaving..." Says you.
"Why?" Asks I.
"You freak me out." Says you.
"I try." Says I while making odd facial gestures.
"Uh... bye." Says you while leaving.

... (Great, now I'm using Morris code too. Thanks a lot you! I don't even know what I said...)

Prayers are needed...

My dog has cancer. She's dying. We can't afford the treatments, and even if we could it would only prolong her life by up to 6 months. Pray please. I don't really care if your religious or not. I am, and I need it. I've had her for 10 years, and she's probably the sweetest dog ever. I'm not sure I can let go.

To Change or not to Change. Now That is the Question...

I'm contemplating doing a new layout. I'm not sure yet. This one has served me well. Maybe I'll do it after 2009 is over. Mark a new era on my blog, you know? No, you probably don't. Most people don't. Bah...

Five Iron Frenzy dvd!

AHHHHH!!!!! The FIF dvd is coming! March 2, 2010!!!!!! I'm excited! WHOOHOO!!!!

The Pants Dare...

So, I recently have been inspired by a rock opera by Five Iron Frenzy. The name? These are not my pants. So, I've decided to try something out. I'm going to go to one of those really judgmental churches (the kind were old ladies give you the evil eye if they don't approve) that say women can't wear pants and, *gasp* I'm going to wear pants. Then, I'm going see the reactions. Then if anyone says anything to me about it I'll give a pre-written, Bible based argument about why they are wrong. Then I'll be all "Yeah, these are not my pants. Roar." And they'll kick me out. It'll be SWELL I tell you. Swell.

...

Hey, I haven't blogged in a while. I thought I'd say that.

ARE YOU A STALKER? TAKE THE QUIZ, ''ARE YOU A STALKER".

1. DO YOU LIKE PIE?
2. DO YOU LIKE BOB?
3. DO YOU THINK STATE WIDE BAKE SALES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL?
4. ARE YOU A STALKER?








---- ANSWER GUIDE-----
If you answered yes to all 4, then you are a stalker.
If you answered yes to all but number 1, you are a stalking alien.
If you answered yes to all but number 2, you are Bob hating stalker.
If you answered yes to all but number 3, you are a unpatriotic stalker.
If you answered yes to all but number 4, you are a Pie and Bob loving, patriotic, non stalker.

If you answered no to all, you are a Bob/pie hating, patriotic, non-stalker.
If you answered no to all but number 1, you are a pie loving, Bob hating, patriotic non-stalker.
If you answered no to all but number 2, you are a pie hating, Bob loving, patriotic non-stalker.
If you answered no to all but number 3, you are a Pie/Bob hating, unpatriotic non-stalker.
If you answered no to all but number 4, you are a Pie/Bob hating, unpatriotic stalker.



Thank you for taking the "ARE YOU A STALKER" quiz. And please, stop calling me. Get away from that window. No, I will not let you in. Good day...

Mom.... nuff' said.

So, my mother has become addicted to this song. Its called "Christmas with a capital 'C'". Its by a band called "Go Fish". Oh dear. While I can agree with the message it sends, ugh. Its a sugary, pop/hip-hop type song. *Bleh* My mother loves it though. To the point to where she sings along with it. I'm rather scared.

Hehe, I like this band.

The one problem duct tape can't fix. *sniff*

So... I'm living in a broken house. Literally. My plumbing isn't working. Thus, no showers. No washing of clothes. No dishwashing. Minimal toilet use. Minimal hand-washing. Its not fun, let me tell ya. Its kinda awful. I suppose its a good thing I can hold it for up to 10 hours. Whether or not its healthy is debatable. But its possible. (You probably didn't want to know that.) It sounds like it could be serious. We had a plumber in last week and thought he fixed everything. It worked fine all week until I took a shower yesterday and kaplouie! Our plumbing went "down the toilet", and then regurgitated itself back up the tub. Well, I'm going to stop blogging now. Why? Because I've run out stuff to say. Yeah... so

-Em

Can You Say "Hypocrisy?" No? Well, good luck with that lisp.

So, you wanna know something that makes me mad? I know some people at my school (Shocking, huh?) and they have a Bible Study. Now, I'm perfectly fine with that, but the thing is they only include certain people. Yeah, I know. I guess even though all people God can forgive, die for even, aren't good enough to be a part of their Bible study. Nothing says the love of God like selective membership, eh? Now, this part is purely what I've heard. It may or may not have any legitimacy, but apparently they don't talk a whole lot about God in that Bible study even. Mostly this one person talks about the good works he/she does. Yeah, I know again. I found this really quite irksome. Now, again. The last part is only rumor. I haven't gone to one of those things (I'd probably be rejected anyways...), nor do I particularly want to.

You wanna know something else though? After that exclusive Bible study, one person had a talk with a non-believer about why he/she doesn't know Christ. I wasn't eavesdropping mind you, but I was sitting close to the door and couldn't help hearing. You wanna know that person's answer (the part I heard)? Christian hypocrisy. I nearly busted out laughing. It was so crazy ironic. Although I'm rather worried about that person. He/she is probably more turned off from Christianity than ever because of the people at this school. I know I am, and I'm a believer!

I thought I'd share. Its not like anyone ever reads this blog anyways.

Just what kinda girl do you think I am?!?

Ever feel like no one really gets you? Like everyone has this preconceived image of what and who you are? And no matter how off they are, they don't understand that your someone else completely? I've been feeling that lately. I've literally got the "Quite girl in the corner with her nose up a book who never talks and is perfect and has a genuine halo in the back of her closet," reputation. Not only is this title unreasonable, its a lot to say/type. *sigh* I'm none of those things! I'm rather obnoxious and sarcastic! I can be rather loud, and a halo? Yeah, right. That's far from the truth. I can be rude, I'm really blunt, and I laugh at my own really lame jokes. I enjoy odd music, everything from ska to metal. I don't read the Bible as much as I should. I have an awful temper. I never cry in front of people because it hurts my pride. Eye injuries freak me out. I get hung up on really stupid details, and then annoy the crap out of everyone when I point them out. I like shooting guns. I'm a slob. Even if I had a halo, I probably couldn't find it! I write stupid stories. I love the Civil War! And I want to hit hypocritical people in the face! See? I'm nothing like the girl everyone thinks me to be. Nor do I want to be.

People say I never talk, but whenever I try they walk away or tune me out. I'm starting to think maybe the problem isn't just me, but others too. I've tried screaming. I've tried writing. Nothing seems to work. I feel like I'm up against a brick wall sometimes. I'm screaming, yet no one bothers to check out what's wrong. Only about 4 people from my class actually have scratched the surface of who I am. That greatly disturbs me. I don't really know what to do.

-Em

The End Is Here, only its not as cool as that album.

Merry last post of November!!!!

-Em (duh...)




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(Ps. I didn't really do that. I found it online!!! Cool though, huh?)

A Book, oh dear, part 3

So... you know that book I've been freaking out over? Well, I finished it. I was surprised. It ended quite well (even if the ending was somewhat predictable.) I was contented with it. Not to say though I don't want more. You know? Its kinda like a chocolate bar. You eat it and are relatively full, but if someone offered you some more you would eagerly take it. That's me at the moment. I'm going to try out some more books by the author though. I like her writing style and even though its historical christian fiction, its not very cheesy. Sure, it has its moments, but over all its really good. I do hope she writes more about the Civil war, (its my favorite war. Plus I love the Victorian era, *sigh*. And I love reading the medical aspects of it. This has honestly rekindled my old interest in medicine.) Any who, I'd thought I'd tell all my imaginary followers about this. I highly suggest it. Again, its called "Fire by Night", and its by Lynn Austin in her Refiners series. I'd imagine it be at most libraries or christian book stores. (Also on Amazon.) So yeah, read it.

-Em

A Book, oh dear, part 2 and 1/2.

... I'm down to under 50 pages.... I'm not so sure I can do this. Its going to be a sad/happy ending. I can feel the bitter sweetness in my bones... Yes, I get way too far into books. They become a part of me, its like I sewed the book onto my arm. I don't want it to end. I don't want to finish it. Yet I can't wait to see how it ends! Thus I keep reading, stopping, reading, stopping, reading, stopping... ect. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah! I'm becoming the enemy!

I just went back to reading the book, and skipped ahead to the last couple chapters to see how things progressed. (I hate when I do that, but if I don't, I explode. Yes, it gets rather icky and its a lot of work to clean up. So I choose to do it. But, sleep well. I have a warning label.) Well, yeah. They looked kinda bleak in there for a while for the 2 characters I wanted to get together. So, I go back to the scene where they kiss. Yeah, and I read it 4 times. 4!!! What kind of monster have I become?!? I'm thriving on a Christian historical romance novel! I make fun of people who do that on my parody blog! ITS LIKE I HAVE A BLOG DEDICATED TO MOCKING MYSELF! *breathes* I'm okay. Only, I'm not. Ugh...

What should I do? Is there a doctor for this kinda stuff? A medicine? I don't want to become one of those love sick girls who go around reading Janet Oak while taking about the passionate kissing scene from it! I don't mind romance, but its becoming a driving force in my book life! I can't stand for it! It must be killed. *Some one, please, shoot it. *Or poison it. *Or, if you have a extra atomic bomb sitting on your book self just waiting to destroy an ideology, use it! I'm desperate here people.

-Em

*Please do not actually go out and shoot, poison, or blowup anything. It was my frail attempt at humor. I can just see someone suing me because they read my blog after someone did one of these things. *sigh* Its hard to live in a politically correct world.

A Book, oh dear.

Okay, I've recently read "Candle in the Darkness" by Lynn Austin. I rather liked it. So I picked up the next one in the series, its called "Fire by Night". I'm over half way through it, and love it. Oh, you know that overwhelming excitement you get when you really get into a book? Well, yeah. I'm there. Ugh! But I'm so excited, I can't finish. Odd, isn't it? Half way because I don't want it to end? Perhaps. Plus I'm not 100% sure its going to end... well, how I want it to end. That deeply scares me. The ending has been know to ruin a great book. UGH! I'm twitching guys. Way to into that book! I can barley type!!! Its really sad, because after this I will no longer know squat about these people. They will disappear into storyless oblivion. Its gut wrenching when you think about it. Its very much like your dearest friend that you've shared years of life experience finds that they only have so many chapters... er, days to live! Then, those days fly by and POOF! They're history. Sure, you can look at pictures. Read through the emails again, but its never the same! You freaking know how it ends! I'm going to be very sad for many a day after I finish this. Be prepared. I just can't stand it. Really, I'm sitting down! And twitching continues. My parents think I'm crazy, and they're right, I'll admit. I'm really glad I didn't read this at school though. I would have been laughing, crying, yelling, and throwing this book halfway across the room all in one setting. Its terrible! What am I supposed to do?!? This almost happened at school the other week. Only for a different purpose. The book was terrible! We are talking cheesy, corny, sappy, and any other food related adjective you can think of, Historical christian fictional inspirational romance book. Bleh. I was laughing so hard because it was SO CRAZY AWFUL! I should really do a parody about it on my parody blog, but I'm too lazy. Okay, I'm going to stop venting and face it like a book worm. I'll finish the book. Then cry for about 12 hours (kidding, I hope). Then I'll do some fake blog weeping for show on here and search for a new book series to settle my never ending thirst for a good read.

Till then,
Em

Normal/Boring.... am I really?

I took some online quiz's today. 5 of them said I was normal/boring. Not the best of days for me, eh? Am I really that boring/normal? No? Why thank you my beloved fake followers! Your very interesting too! Any who, those things aren't accurate anyways, right? I also took 5 that said I was crazy, and or was a rocker. That makes me feel better.

-Em

Can you see me? I don't think you can...

Am I invisible or something? I'm starting to think I am. Out of the billions of people in the world, not one reads my blogs. On yahoo answers, no one answers. People have stopped replying to my emails, and my text messages. Did I somehow manage to tick the whole entire world off?!? If so I have talent. If not, I'm invisible. *sigh* There are days where I think this is more of a private diary than a blog. Oh, so very irksome.

-Em

Once again, this isn't exactly an irksome issue. But I'll post it here anyways. SO yes, I realize that 9/11 has passed once again. But this is honestly the first year I really care about what happened. I was pretty young when the World Trade Center was attacked, so I really didn't know what was happening. And thus far 9/11 comes and goes with some old videos of the event and fake tears with hollow patriotism for most of those in Washington it seems. Yet realize the significance of it on people who lost loved ones. Heck! Realize the significance for any real American with a heart! (So yes, this excludes many of those in Washington.) So, again. This is kinda a odd time to post it (even though its veterans day). You see, I was listing to some good old Brave Saint Saturn on youtube and saw the 9/11 tribute with their song "Daylight" on it. SO I watched it. Wow. The song was almost meant for 9/11. LIke it crazy fits perfectly. (Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na6G10BNG9A&feature=related ). And I realize how important it really is for our nation. I'll post more on this later, but I need to get this much out there now.

-Em

You wanna know one of the most irksome issues? Acne. Yeah. Acne. I hat it. No, I meant hate. I don't hat it. That makes no sense.... then again neither do I most of the time... Oh, well. I'm off subject already. Anyone have the mystery cure to acne in their lab in their mothers basement? Could you share it with me? Huh? I'm trustworthy!! Really! I am! I'll beg if I must. Pretty please? With ice cream and sprinkles on top??? Not even my 52 imaginary followers would know!!! NOT EVEN MY CAT!!!! Come on! Please???

Ugh! This song makes me want to cry every time!

Anyone agree???

Ugh...

Irksome issue number 324: Burnt Pork-chops. Bleh....

Fall Break.... over? SPANISH QUIZ????

Hey, I just realized something. Fall break is almost over and I've done nothing. Yeah, it stinks. I also realized I must start studying for a Spanish quiz on monday or Tuesday. I forget which. In my opinion, I know all the Spanish I need to. Hola (hi!), adios! (bye!) and Yo no hablo espanol. (I don't speak spanish.) Thats plenty in my opinion. I mean, right? I know my beloved fake followers agree. Yes, because you are the best fake followers a girl can have on her blogs. *sniff* Thank you all!!!!

Stupid cat...

I am sad/angry. My cat threw up on my FAVORITE throw blanket. It was beautiful and matched my room perfectly. Heck! I made my room to match it! It was black and white w/ a paisley boarder and in the middle it had this tone on tone white stripes in different sheen's and a black lace cross. And it said "Love thy Neighbor." But my stupid cat was too lazy to get off my bed to puke her guts out. So, I read the little tag and it said it was machine washable. Followed all the instructions, washed it, but when it came out it was DESTROYED!!! The paisley boarder had faded in parts, there was black spots in the middle and it looked awful!!! I freaking loved that thing!!!!! UGGGHH! If I didn't love that cat I'd kill her. Unfortunately for me I do love her. I digress... *sigh* Seriously though, if any of my imaginary followers (again, there are 52 of you) happen to see a throw blanket that matches this description, TELL ME!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm certain its ruined. I got it a year or two ago at LifeWay (Even the "christian" market lies about washing. What has the world come to??????????)

-A rather depressed Em

You know something really... well, irksome? Noses. Yep, I said it. Noses. *millions of chinese cats around the world gasp in awe at my bluntness* What do they do? I mean, they get runny, the smell nasty stuff, they itch, they break out, and they have a bunch of hair growing out of them. Plus, mine is too big. I have my dads nose. Its not fair I tell you, not fair.

-Em

Hey! Guess what all you followers I've made up (There's 52 of you. I'll list all in my next post!!!) I'm back! You know, that girl that sometimes every few months checks up on this thing? Yeah, well, its her. I have very exciting news! THE FIVE IRON FRENZY DVD IS COMING OUT THIS WINTER! (Check out the trailer for it on youtube. Heres a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZUMSjXf_p8 ) Yes, this is a big deal for me! I missed out on Five Iron when they where still living, I missed the excitement of wondering what will they throw out next, and the anticipation, waiting for the next FIF album or tee-shirt to come out. All the stuff that makes being a fan fun! I finally have something. Perhaps it will give me closer. Or it'll make me crazier and cause me to start working on that plan to kidnap all the people from the band and force them to get back together less I release my cat upon them. (By the way, the last sentence was a figment of your imagination.) I'm joking. I assure you, I am. Well, this isn't really an irksome issue, so I'm going to stop and start working on my list of imaginary followers.

-Em

The Unexplainable is being tested to see If I can Explain it!!!!

So, I haven't blogged in a while.... I have a couple of great excuses though! First of all, my blog is dead.... its sorta like talking to myself on here. Only.... well, not. 2. I've been irritable lately and thought I'd spare the internet some really mean blog posts. But the good news is I haven't died from H1N1!!!! I know all my imaginary followers will be thrilled at this fact. Anyways, I'll post some on the healthcare bill soon. I'm doing some research of it... and its hard to follow. One reason is its "dead boring" (great pun huh?) And second of all, its so freaking crazy long I could die before I half way through it! And I'm a somewhat fast reader. Oh well, I'll save all the juicy details for later.

-The none dead Em

Okay, this isn't at all an irksome issue, but I read a great book today. Its called Finishing Becca. My only real problems with it are...


******spoilers!***


***will ruin book completely if read****


***read the book 1st*******


*****I'm serious*****


******No really, its fantastic the first time when you don't know what's going to happen, not so much when you do******


******I'm not joking, its a serious matter!*****


*****Last warning!****


1. The romance between Becca and Persifor(sp?) isn't developed at all. One second your wondering at the end of the book if they'll ever get together as you assumed, scratched that, where SURE of! And then all the sudden she's telling the cow, "Gee, nothing goes right, does it? Me and Persifor(sp?) where supposed to get married last spring but...." I nearly had a stroke. No, kidding. But I get really into books. It numbed my brain for a while there. I would of loved to see them awkwardly falling in love. Not reading her talk about it to her cow. Although, I did find that touch amusing.

2. We never got to know much about Persifor. What he was really like.

3. I can't pronounce Persifor's (or spell probably) name.

4. Becca's character could have been finely tweaked a tad. A tad more character development. I think the main reason I'm saying this is because of reason number one. She would have been changed a little by a romance, all book characters are.

It would have made a great secondary book to tell their romance a little. I'm not that much of a romance fan in real life, but I think it keeps a book's plot moving. And keeps the characters more interesting. And I feel like I lost touch with the character when I had grown close to her. I should hope that a second book comes out, but I'm certain it won't. But there should be one. If anyone knows Ann Rinaldi, tell her this.

-Em

Its a bird! Its a plane! No! It is...!!!

Okay, as most people realize, summer is almost over. (sorry for all of you in denial, but its the truth). School will start up, homework will rule my life, and poor sleeping habits will spill over into waking up at 6 am. Some might find this depressing, but not me. I'm excited, and do you know why? Its because I'm so dumb as fudge on a hat bored!!! This summer has been a whirlwind of boredom and stress! Its had its good moments, don't get me wrong. But over all, it was kinda blah. I didn't do a whole lot, mostly because of this economy, and because my house was being remodeled through out the first half of it, and during the second half my dad was sick. So, honestly, school sounds exciting! I can't believe I'm actually saying this, usually I hate the end of summer, but I'm looking forward to school! I'm turning into a nerd, and I'm learning to except it. Anyways, I must go and post on my parody blog, its been neglected for months.

-Em

3 words that should strike fear into anyone with ears... High School Musical! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

So, if I wasn't clear in the title, I hate High School Musical. Why you may ask? Because
1. Its unrealistic
2. Its overly poppy
3. I don't like pop (in most cases)
4. It has no point
5. Its stupid
6. Its stereotypical
7. Its overly sung by people
8. The people in it are stupid
9. Its annoying
10. Everyone loves it, with no legitimate reason and then argues I'm stupid for not liking it

Does anyone else out there have reasons for not liking it? Does anyone who likes it have a good reason for liking it (besides, they are happy movies, or the songs are catchy, or I love ____ insert character name! Those don't cut it, save some megabytes, don't post that.)

Lets get a debate started (any language less than expectable will be deleted. So, don't use any. I don't want to X rate my blog because of comments.)

-Em

Another Irksome Issue

I just now discovered something. My blog can't be found if you look it up from any search engine besides Google or Ping. Nope! Not even Yahoo. Just those two. I've tried, and failed. And I just now read the fine print under the "allow search engines to find your blog" (loosely quoted). *sigh* No wonder no one ever comments, reads, or makes notice of my poor, neglected blogs. I'll just have to spread word the old fashioned way, Gmail. Anyways, if your reading this, for my self esteem, comment. Follow one of my blogs. Don't use U2 talk! Help old people cross the street and exclaim "I DID THIS FOR EMILY'S BLOGS!!!" And then, follow my blog and write about it on yours. We can be blog buddies!!! How much more fun can it get??? And we can share old people crossing street, yelling experiences!!! Wow! We'd be the best of friends!!! Well, I'll blog more later. I have to scoop cat poop... fun huh?
-Em

So, the Cap and Trade bill... do any of you find it completely and utterly ridiculous??? I mean, really? We get taxed for basically everything we do? Whether its driving, watching TV, blogging *yikes!*, even turning on a light! I'm surprised they don't charge us for breathing...(maybe they will, I'll have to have a second look at that thing) after all, "We release Co2 every time we breathe..."! What are we supposed to do??? STOP BREATHING??? My thing is, I'll do it if our big, fat government starts first! I must say, I almost wish they would some days that I'm feeling ticked off. The country, no scratch that, the WORLD would be a better place. And what ever happened to Obama saying "I promise not to tax poor people!" Thing? Because, this taxes everything and everyone! They even tax farmers for when their cows cut the cheese (pun fully intended there)! Urgh! I don't even believe in all that Global Warming crap! No, pardon me. Its ''Climate Change", and kiddies, you wanna know why the heck they changed it? ITS BECAUSE THEY WHERE.... WRONG! One second the world is getting hotter, and they scream "GLOBAL WARMING!!! We'll all fry like pork chops on a grill if YOU don't make sacrifices and change it!" Then, things cool down. What do they do? "CLIMATE CHANGE!!! Part of the world will fry like the previously mentioned pork chops and the other parts will freeze like my hairless cat in the snow!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! But it can all be fixed with some 'life style changes...' on your part only... and a couple trillion dollars in taxes!" Yep, thats what I call fun *say with heavy sarcasm*! Now, I'm being a little harsh. I know that some of you believe it, and thats fine. I disagree, but I don't want to force you to stop. But on the opposite side of the same Chuck E. Cheese game token, I don't want your beliefs forced upon me. Its already happened in school, where I have to pound a bunch of Evolution facts (junk really) in my head, and ''Climate change". I don't want my home life to resolve around it too! And MY tax dollars are being used to help people around the world get abortion! MY TAX DOLLARS! I believe that abortion is the murder of a baby. Not a blob of tissue or a fetus, a BABY! A human BABY! Like on this one bumper sticker I almost stole off one van *joking... mostly* heres what it said "If its not a baby, then YOUR NOT PREGNANT!" Such a wonderfully point, don't you think? But anyway, I'm getting off subject. That typically means I should stop. I'll try to blog some more on these issues later. I got to go practice holding my breath, bye!
-Em

WARNING: The Caps and Trade bill will ruin our life, our country, and our freedom. I'll talk more about it soon.
-Em

So let me get started on a rather trivial issue before I get more in depth. According to a magazine, SHOULDER PADS ARE COMING BACK!!! In fact, the whole 80's are coming back according to them! I mean, the 80's, it had its moments but its GONE! The fashion elements from it should be too! Also, the odd hair, neon colors and non natural fibers, and crazy makeup are coming to a town near you! Oh the horror of it all... I can just see girls strutting about school looking ridiculous and me being made fun of for a pair of ripped up jeans and a freaking awesome tee! My only nod to another decade is acid wash, I put my foot down there.  Alright, my foot is clad in converse shoes, but they are not... not... SHOULDER PADS! I mean come on! If I wanted to look like a football player I would have joined the team, and neon colors disgust me and are a driving hazard. And I hate clowns, (creepy they are) why the heck would I want to make myself look like one with all that hideous makeup?!? And I'm not teasing my hair, my split ends are just starting to get better, I mean good gravy! I'm scared... help.....