The Pants Dare...

So, I recently have been inspired by a rock opera by Five Iron Frenzy. The name? These are not my pants. So, I've decided to try something out. I'm going to go to one of those really judgmental churches (the kind were old ladies give you the evil eye if they don't approve) that say women can't wear pants and, *gasp* I'm going to wear pants. Then, I'm going see the reactions. Then if anyone says anything to me about it I'll give a pre-written, Bible based argument about why they are wrong. Then I'll be all "Yeah, these are not my pants. Roar." And they'll kick me out. It'll be SWELL I tell you. Swell.