The Unexplainable is being tested to see If I can Explain it!!!!

So, I haven't blogged in a while.... I have a couple of great excuses though! First of all, my blog is dead.... its sorta like talking to myself on here. Only.... well, not. 2. I've been irritable lately and thought I'd spare the internet some really mean blog posts. But the good news is I haven't died from H1N1!!!! I know all my imaginary followers will be thrilled at this fact. Anyways, I'll post some on the healthcare bill soon. I'm doing some research of it... and its hard to follow. One reason is its "dead boring" (great pun huh?) And second of all, its so freaking crazy long I could die before I half way through it! And I'm a somewhat fast reader. Oh well, I'll save all the juicy details for later.

-The none dead Em

Okay, this isn't at all an irksome issue, but I read a great book today. Its called Finishing Becca. My only real problems with it are...


******spoilers!***


***will ruin book completely if read****


***read the book 1st*******


*****I'm serious*****


******No really, its fantastic the first time when you don't know what's going to happen, not so much when you do******


******I'm not joking, its a serious matter!*****


*****Last warning!****


1. The romance between Becca and Persifor(sp?) isn't developed at all. One second your wondering at the end of the book if they'll ever get together as you assumed, scratched that, where SURE of! And then all the sudden she's telling the cow, "Gee, nothing goes right, does it? Me and Persifor(sp?) where supposed to get married last spring but...." I nearly had a stroke. No, kidding. But I get really into books. It numbed my brain for a while there. I would of loved to see them awkwardly falling in love. Not reading her talk about it to her cow. Although, I did find that touch amusing.

2. We never got to know much about Persifor. What he was really like.

3. I can't pronounce Persifor's (or spell probably) name.

4. Becca's character could have been finely tweaked a tad. A tad more character development. I think the main reason I'm saying this is because of reason number one. She would have been changed a little by a romance, all book characters are.

It would have made a great secondary book to tell their romance a little. I'm not that much of a romance fan in real life, but I think it keeps a book's plot moving. And keeps the characters more interesting. And I feel like I lost touch with the character when I had grown close to her. I should hope that a second book comes out, but I'm certain it won't. But there should be one. If anyone knows Ann Rinaldi, tell her this.

-Em

Its a bird! Its a plane! No! It is...!!!

Okay, as most people realize, summer is almost over. (sorry for all of you in denial, but its the truth). School will start up, homework will rule my life, and poor sleeping habits will spill over into waking up at 6 am. Some might find this depressing, but not me. I'm excited, and do you know why? Its because I'm so dumb as fudge on a hat bored!!! This summer has been a whirlwind of boredom and stress! Its had its good moments, don't get me wrong. But over all, it was kinda blah. I didn't do a whole lot, mostly because of this economy, and because my house was being remodeled through out the first half of it, and during the second half my dad was sick. So, honestly, school sounds exciting! I can't believe I'm actually saying this, usually I hate the end of summer, but I'm looking forward to school! I'm turning into a nerd, and I'm learning to except it. Anyways, I must go and post on my parody blog, its been neglected for months.

-Em

3 words that should strike fear into anyone with ears... High School Musical! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

So, if I wasn't clear in the title, I hate High School Musical. Why you may ask? Because
1. Its unrealistic
2. Its overly poppy
3. I don't like pop (in most cases)
4. It has no point
5. Its stupid
6. Its stereotypical
7. Its overly sung by people
8. The people in it are stupid
9. Its annoying
10. Everyone loves it, with no legitimate reason and then argues I'm stupid for not liking it

Does anyone else out there have reasons for not liking it? Does anyone who likes it have a good reason for liking it (besides, they are happy movies, or the songs are catchy, or I love ____ insert character name! Those don't cut it, save some megabytes, don't post that.)

Lets get a debate started (any language less than expectable will be deleted. So, don't use any. I don't want to X rate my blog because of comments.)

-Em

Another Irksome Issue

I just now discovered something. My blog can't be found if you look it up from any search engine besides Google or Ping. Nope! Not even Yahoo. Just those two. I've tried, and failed. And I just now read the fine print under the "allow search engines to find your blog" (loosely quoted). *sigh* No wonder no one ever comments, reads, or makes notice of my poor, neglected blogs. I'll just have to spread word the old fashioned way, Gmail. Anyways, if your reading this, for my self esteem, comment. Follow one of my blogs. Don't use U2 talk! Help old people cross the street and exclaim "I DID THIS FOR EMILY'S BLOGS!!!" And then, follow my blog and write about it on yours. We can be blog buddies!!! How much more fun can it get??? And we can share old people crossing street, yelling experiences!!! Wow! We'd be the best of friends!!! Well, I'll blog more later. I have to scoop cat poop... fun huh?
-Em

So, the Cap and Trade bill... do any of you find it completely and utterly ridiculous??? I mean, really? We get taxed for basically everything we do? Whether its driving, watching TV, blogging *yikes!*, even turning on a light! I'm surprised they don't charge us for breathing...(maybe they will, I'll have to have a second look at that thing) after all, "We release Co2 every time we breathe..."! What are we supposed to do??? STOP BREATHING??? My thing is, I'll do it if our big, fat government starts first! I must say, I almost wish they would some days that I'm feeling ticked off. The country, no scratch that, the WORLD would be a better place. And what ever happened to Obama saying "I promise not to tax poor people!" Thing? Because, this taxes everything and everyone! They even tax farmers for when their cows cut the cheese (pun fully intended there)! Urgh! I don't even believe in all that Global Warming crap! No, pardon me. Its ''Climate Change", and kiddies, you wanna know why the heck they changed it? ITS BECAUSE THEY WHERE.... WRONG! One second the world is getting hotter, and they scream "GLOBAL WARMING!!! We'll all fry like pork chops on a grill if YOU don't make sacrifices and change it!" Then, things cool down. What do they do? "CLIMATE CHANGE!!! Part of the world will fry like the previously mentioned pork chops and the other parts will freeze like my hairless cat in the snow!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! But it can all be fixed with some 'life style changes...' on your part only... and a couple trillion dollars in taxes!" Yep, thats what I call fun *say with heavy sarcasm*! Now, I'm being a little harsh. I know that some of you believe it, and thats fine. I disagree, but I don't want to force you to stop. But on the opposite side of the same Chuck E. Cheese game token, I don't want your beliefs forced upon me. Its already happened in school, where I have to pound a bunch of Evolution facts (junk really) in my head, and ''Climate change". I don't want my home life to resolve around it too! And MY tax dollars are being used to help people around the world get abortion! MY TAX DOLLARS! I believe that abortion is the murder of a baby. Not a blob of tissue or a fetus, a BABY! A human BABY! Like on this one bumper sticker I almost stole off one van *joking... mostly* heres what it said "If its not a baby, then YOUR NOT PREGNANT!" Such a wonderfully point, don't you think? But anyway, I'm getting off subject. That typically means I should stop. I'll try to blog some more on these issues later. I got to go practice holding my breath, bye!
-Em

WARNING: The Caps and Trade bill will ruin our life, our country, and our freedom. I'll talk more about it soon.
-Em